I have decided to put my Apocalyptic literature plans on the back-burner, at least for the moment. Why am turning my back on this lucrative career move? Well, my reasoning goes something like this:
1. I tried to think of something funny to write.
2. Nothing came to mind.
3. I got bored.
4. I quit.
No doubt this decision is for the best. I'm far too sophisticated for that sort of pulp fiction anyway. I think I need to focus my attention on more high-class forms of artistic expression....like comic books and professional wrestling!