Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Pat Robertson: World-class Tool

Apparently having become bored since he last made a complete fool of himself by wishing death on the U.S. State Department, Pat Robertson had this to say about Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez:

"If he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war."

Simply Amazing. In one fell swoop, Mr. Robertson again succeeds in single-handedly making the world a stupider place. As somebody who has nothing but disdain for groups like the Christian Coalition, I welcome inane comments like these. Keep talking, Pat. Your utter ridiculousness only serves to make your opponents look that much more reasonable and intelligent in comparison.

Now, what I want to see is how Pat's theological and political brothers-in-arms react. What, if anything, will people like James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, James Kennedy, and Gary Bauer have to say about this? If anybody happens to come across any interesting reactions from some of these folks, I sure love to see 'em.

1 comment:

Shane said...

Asshat, n. Pat Robertson, who wears his huge gaping asshole right in the front of his face so that everyone has too look at it.